What up in the offing

Hey Stu, and probably some readers who never comment, or some relatives with whom I disagree on political stuff but who HAVE TO LOVE ME REGARDLESS...you may not blogroll me or like me with this. But, c'est la vie.

We're coming down to a rather important election and the Repubs are still jacking around. They need to get their act together because there really is not any sort of viable libertarian candidate. Ron Paul? He's senile and a crackpot. We all need to have something other than Obama, anything, anything.

Our current president is a cypher, both historically, academically, politically and ethically. Which has made him a lovely vessel for whomever strikes his fancy or whoever fancies his cypherness-OOH. Something sparkly and socialisty looking! OOOH! I can ramrod through some questionable, unread, earmarked (oh no. not an earmark? No. Surely not.) bill that will fuck up everyone's insurance. And make those PESKY sorts who actually have money but didn't want to buy insurance because they were spending their money on something else BUY insurance. Did you know how few uninsured are covered under Obamacare?

Those fabulous coastie sorts, like Nancy and Barney, wow, they are in sycophant heaven. Or, were. Oops. Gosh. Sorry bout that Fannie Mae shit. And that congressional trading shit. Too bad for ya. Hope all of your ethical and people-caring about constituents drop their hypocrisy and focus in on all that. Maybe not.

Hope you, Michelle, our belle, keep reinforcing the no fat ass left behind as you hit the chocolate sculpture and fish sliders and shakes and "occasional" slips on the diet slope. Your cause is SO historic. So historic.

But, back to the main man-not quite up to bigboy par, are we? The hot air balloon is rather deflating, no? Could it be because you're a cypher? Cypher, number, puppet. Bless your heart.