No, not the unrest that is manifesting itself in fabulous chaotic swirls throughout our planet.
I'm talking about the fact that I HAVE SHRUNK ONE INCH. I'm not lying. That is wrong and criminal.
Shit, I had my yearly physical this morning; just the once over type-the indepth whatevers are later (you ladies know what I mean) but they measured me and I've lost 1/2 INCH THIS YEAR ALONE. I think their floor is faulty. The nurse was probably drunk and mentally deficient. The building must be on a fault lending error to any physical measurements like that.
Then I peed all over my hand trying to fill a 1/4 inch worth in that stupid cup.
But, then, THEN, I bought a chorizo sausage burrito at Jack-in-the-Box and it was heavenly.
That will deflect all sorts of slouching beasts.